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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Agar Aap Ko Rozay Mein Bhook Lagti Ho Tou Sehri Me
4 Naan With Karahi
'Arrange Marriage:
5,00,000 Shadi Par.
1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778
Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963
.
Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
Love Marriage:
Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.
.
.
A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.
Invest at Your Own Risk.
5,00,000 Shadi Par.
1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667
1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778
Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963
.
Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
Love Marriage:
Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.
.
.
A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.
Invest at Your Own Risk.
Tumhare bina Zindagi may hai Sannata,
Tum ho Mera Kabab Tum hi Mera Paratha,
Ye Dil to ho gaya Tum pe Latto,
Tum hi to ho Mere BESAN KE LADO,
Ab Dekhta hon Tumhare hi Dream,
Q K tum ho Meri KARACHI HALEEM,
Jo Tum ho sath to her sham hai Suhani,
Tum ho Meri STUDENT ki BIRYANI,
Jahan bhi dekho bus tum Aate ho Nazar,
Tum hi to ho Mere Zinger Burger,
Ye DOSTI sada rahe Humari,
Jese super hit hai JAVAID ki NIhARI..
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